Dudley Dursley

A character in the HP series, Harry's cousin, who is stupid, fat, and a spoiled little brat. Dudley has the nickname Big D to his gang, who are all big and stupid, and the name Duddeykins to his mother. Harry likes to torment Dudley with the threat of magic.

"Mother, I want some more bacon, so make Harry get me some."- Dudley

"You stupid fat lard! Get your own frickin food! Or I'll turn you into a toad."-Harry

"Mommy! Harry's going to do the- the- the thing!!"- Dudley. *fake cry, fall off chair*

by Caleb K June 28, 2005

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beat your dudley

A slang form of the word masterbation

I was beatin my dudley last night while i was thinking of your mom.

by Russell Collins June 22, 2005

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Dudley

Very intelligent beings, Awesome, down to earth, weird but cool. Good taste in music, sexy, very unique, and honest. They're also playful,and funny as hell. Not to mention random and calm.

Dude, your like a dudley. Fucking awesome and radical man.

by nolip February 25, 2010

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dudley

A pig with blonde hair.

Kid: Oi look at bloody git o'er there.
Kid #2: Blimey, he's having a go at those plum puddings!
Kid: What a Dudley...
Kid #2: Indeed...
Kid: Quite...
Kid #2: OMGDEMENTORS!!!

by theboywhopeed April 3, 2012

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Nigger Dudley

An adolescent afro-american male who frequently gets into trouble or otherwise behaves naughty.

Refers to the character "Dudley" from the 1980's sitcom Diff'rent Strokes, who was best known for getting abducted and molested with Arnold by a creapy bicycle shop owner. Also did other naughty things like smoking.

"Yo did you see that little nigger dudley acting up in the supermarket? his mamma's gonna kick his ass!"

by filthy_carl October 3, 2007

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