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Doucheon

A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child

The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes

The Tough Guy of the group.
Brennan "Lemons" O'Malley

Check out the doucheon with the tilted Famous hat
by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009
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david doucheovny

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.
Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...
by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011
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Douchetender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.
by Gigi S. January 21, 2020
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Douchetin

Dustin is a real douche lets call him Douchetin
by jasssskkkl January 10, 2010
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douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.
The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.
by andy1 June 12, 2005
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DoucheMonger

One who mongers much douchery.
Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!
by shmelenix October 24, 2009
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douchemonster

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity
denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
by tonidiocy February 16, 2009
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