Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.
Carl, quit being such a douchele.
My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.
My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.
by douchele January 21, 2013
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Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.
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by aakasd420 October 15, 2010
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Tom: So did you go pitch your project to the Engineering group?
Mike: Hell no, I try to avoid that douchepen as much as humanly possible
Tom: So did you go pitch your project to the Engineering group?
Mike: Hell no, I try to avoid that douchepen as much as humanly possible
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Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Joe's phone rings during an important business
Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.
VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.
Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.
VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.
Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
by Sqeaky July 30, 2011
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