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Douchele

Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.
Carl, quit being such a douchele.

My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.
by douchele January 21, 2013
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Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.
Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.
by for_great_justice June 2, 2014
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doucheletics

guy 1: hey man what class you going to?
guy 2: i got doucheletics next
by aakasd420 October 15, 2010
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Douchepen

Douchepen-an area or location where a group of douches can be located or are confined to.
During 2011 the area where the St Louis Cardinals relievers gathered was renamed the douchepen.

Tom: So did you go pitch your project to the Engineering group?
Mike: Hell no, I try to avoid that douchepen as much as humanly possible
by Art Vandelay Jr July 6, 2011
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Doucheplane

Someone with enough doucheness to fill a plane.
Mike is a doucheplane because he dated a girl he didn't like to get laid.
by Sexpenis August 15, 2011
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douchetexter

Some one who uses text messages and/or chats like a douchebag.

Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Joe's phone rings during an important business

Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.

VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.

Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
by Sqeaky July 30, 2011
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Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag
Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?
by Halleybug September 5, 2016
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