Douchebadge

What a corporate ID badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. Keep that shit in your wallet, nobody cares where you work.

Wow, this starbucks is full of Microsofties and their blue douchebadges.

by dashtrash July 21, 2010

El Douchebago

A famous fantasy baseball team currently in the prestigous League of Shadows.

El Douchebago is sucking hind-teat again this year. Perhaps he should have taken his head out of his ass during the draft.

by Dr. Asshat April 25, 2009

douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.

-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.

by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007

douchedom

The realm of which douchebags/douches fall under.

Beth was supposed to meet me for lunch in the city. I took the train 45 minutes into the city but she blew me off because she was so enveloped in her excessive email binges. She really is the queen of douchedom.

by Chizzle Rizzle February 14, 2007

douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny

paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever

by no-name-name October 1, 2006

douchebagocity

1. The measurement of how much someone is being a douche.

Yesterday you were an ass and now your douchebagocity has raised.

by Cabooseness February 22, 2008

Douchemando

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009