A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.
by zurmalurm May 26, 2009
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Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.
by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008
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The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.
by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010
Get the Douchehelmet mug.douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.
That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.
by jlschen April 24, 2009
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Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).
by Pariselle February 21, 2010
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Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move
Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move
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