n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.
by DeSlice January 4, 2012
Get the douchecanomug. A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011
Get the Douchecanoemug. When Douchebag isn't enough.
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019
Get the Douchecanoemug. A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!
by Human resources January 11, 2020
Get the Douchecanoemug. by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013
Get the Douchecanoemug. your little brother or sister
by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
Get the ass douchecanoemug. A drink invented by drunk people, for drunk people. You do a shot of tequila and wash it down with a Jagerbomb. It gets you absolutely hammered, but still contains enough caffeine to keep you going until 4am screaming the greatest hits of Donna Summer into the karaoke machine at your local gay bar.
Mate, you should have been there last night. I had three douchecanoes, a pint of wine, and a line of cheap whizz. I woke up holding an owl. It was well Rotherham.
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
Get the Douchecanoemug.