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douchecano

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.
by DeSlice January 4, 2012
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Douchecanoe

A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011
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Douchecanoe

When Douchebag isn't enough.

The scummiest of guys.

And i mean SCUMMIEST.

Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.

The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.

(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."

Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."

Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"

(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)

Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019
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Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!
The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.
by Human resources January 11, 2020
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Douchecanoe

a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag
That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?
by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013
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ass douchecanoe

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
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Douchecanoe

(Noun) An entitled jerk who shows their ass by wasting another person's time.

ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.

Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
Don't be a douchecanoe, Richard!
by Jephanie November 18, 2020
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