Doublechin

Fat in your neck that makes you look like you have two chins.

Ohmygod Teun, with that doublechin you won't get laid.

O shut up Mila, you love it.

by cookie_face February 12, 2015

doublespeak

Doublespeak here ought to be doublethink. The person who first defined it must have had doublethink confused with newspeak and thus combined the two. The definition given is for doublethink.

Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quie simple All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memmory. "Reality control," they called it; in Newspeak, "doublethink."

by lontrus November 5, 2004

Corporate Doublespeak

If you have ever had a credit card company lose your payment you have probably experienced corporate doublespeak.

A good example; You get a late notice from your credit card company. Instead of paying the minimum you pay the entire account off. Afterward they keep sending late notices and making phone calls. You phone them, you e-mail them, and you even send letters by snail mail to them.

All responses you receive from them are in lawyer language. They admit nothing and say nothing that makes any sense except to say that you are late with your payment and you will be reported to the credit bureau. Then mysteriously two weeks after payment had been sent electronically to them the payment posts and the calls end.

Wife: Why are we still getting those calls from the credit card company?

Husband: I paid them off a week ago but they say I did not. I have called them and e-mailed them. At first they act like I am lying. Then after they keep me on hold for a long time their tone turns cautious and they start talking in corporate doublespeak.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter September 16, 2012

doublespeak

From George Orwell's 1984. The guy was 20 years out, but other than that fairly accurate... It's the ability to hold two separated and completely contradictory statements in your head and believe that both are true

Dubya: "We are bringing democracy to Iraq" (while bringing a dictatorship to the US via the "Patroit" act, Florida elections etc etc etc).

by Sloan Squared June 11, 2004

doublecrosser

someone who acts/pretends like they are your friends or relatives but then when you turn your back and they see the opportunity they betray snitch or stab you in the back.

my aunts:one lives in the netherlands and one lives in the united states along with her husband my uncle in law are such doublecrossers they ratted on me when i went to study in the united states.they told the us customs i was going to study there.my aunt who lives in the netherlands was jealous because she didn`t get a trip to the united states and my uncle doublecrossed snithed me by telling he was going to have a party in his club and i was probably going to receive a girlfriend on a certain day/date.but that was false instead he lured me into a trap to deport me from the united states for his daughter`s personal gain.the teachers would allow her to the twelveth grade if he did so.

by omar afifi July 21, 2006

doublebag

To use two condoms instead of one while fucking. Although this sounds twice as good, it causes friction.

Dayumm woman, I ain't need to doublebag with you, it's goin in your mouth.

by I live in Ohio June 22, 2006

Doubletard

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.

Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.

by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014