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dorkestra

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.
Dorkestra pride, baby!
by BaanGaan September 1, 2005
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Bukkake Dockers

When 1 man accepts all the cum from a group of men inside ones own foreskin during a "docking" party.
I was peeing out sideways from having Bukkake Dockers
by KaxMlein February 1, 2021
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honky donkers

Another word for mommy milkers, or what other may call flesh bags, boobies, the twins or two faced tata sisters.
damn I wish I had bigger honky donkers
by Gcickg July 21, 2021
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dockers arm

A poo so big and thick it resembles the arm of a dock worker.
Jeez - I just had a dump the size of a dockers arm
by Winston Sausages July 3, 2008
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Dorkestra

a title given to an orchestra member in a face off for the "top spot" between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)
P1: band is so much better than Dorkestra!
P2: well I wouldn't want to be a Band Geek.
P1: Well, us Band Geeks win anyway so there.
P2: Nope. I'm pretty sure Dorkestra wins.
by picc_0_lo April 9, 2009
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Dockers cowboy

A male victim of business casual. Dockers cowboy most often pairs the pants that are the eponym of his species with plaid collared shirts, often of the short sleeved variety. While frequently an engineer, Dockers cowboy may also be a public accountant or a retail store manager. Dockers cowboy's immunity to fashion sense is an extreme, if unwitting, expression of heterosexuality.
Jane, why don't you ask Dockers cowboy what see-or-die activity involving a ball he will be watching on his large-screen television this weekend?
by E. Ponymous May 14, 2011
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Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.
That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!
by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013
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