door knob nipples

a woman or man whos nipples are very similar is shape, texture and appearance to door nobs. ie. they are smallish at the base and then get a lot larger twards the end of the nipple. they appear swollen, as if people have tried to open something with them, like a knob.

"woaaah, check out the knob nipples on her!"
"she has door knob nipples"
"those nipples look like they could open doors"

by kirk lizard 9 January 4, 2009

Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 11, 2012

door knob licker

an individual lacking in intellectual prowess

look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.

by culinarythug February 8, 2010

door knob cheese

its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.

dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese

by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007

door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.

Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?

by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017

sock on door knob

Means we're fucking don't come in.

Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.

by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016