(verb) When someone adamantly insists or fearmongers that some sort of monumental event will happen within the week! when the week has passed, and they've been proven wrong, they'll say within the month! Two months go by, but they still KNOW that it's going to happen soon.
Eve has been doomsdaying about it for months, and we didn't believe her, but Alice and Bob finally broke up...
by Jane Doe November 19, 2019
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I was endlessly scrolling Instagram and came across this chick whose ass I ate. Next thing I know I was balls deep in my fleshlight doomsterbating.
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The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.
by Gann June 3, 2006
Get the doomsday clock mug.According to the Christian beliefs, the day of final judgment. The final destruction or dissolution of the world. The same as "fate day".
by Dino March 13, 2005
Get the Doomsday mug.alias for The History Channel, formerly known as The Hitler Channel. THC earned this moniker after presenting several programs depicting how the world will end. Recent programs include the prophecies of Nostradamus, the Mayan prophecies, biblical prophecies, the destruction of earth by both wordly and extra-terrestrial means, and the aftermath of the disappearance of the human race, which all have the basic underlying theme: we are all going to die... horribly. Keep watching and THC will show you how.
"You have been going to church a lot recently."
"I have been watching the Doomsday Channel. Nostradumus prophesized that the Mayans will send a gamma ray burst to wipe out the infidels at Al Magedo, and then Jesus Christ will battle Obama for our plague-ridden souls before the great alignment of planets causes a massive volcanic eruption in Yellowstone which causes the Hoover Dam to break, thus creatng a 5 mile high tsunami that wipes out all life. Gotta be prepared for that."
"You're an idiot."
"I have been watching the Doomsday Channel. Nostradumus prophesized that the Mayans will send a gamma ray burst to wipe out the infidels at Al Magedo, and then Jesus Christ will battle Obama for our plague-ridden souls before the great alignment of planets causes a massive volcanic eruption in Yellowstone which causes the Hoover Dam to break, thus creatng a 5 mile high tsunami that wipes out all life. Gotta be prepared for that."
"You're an idiot."
by stupid sheep May 2, 2009
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features the exit of billie piper as rose tyler.
the saddest episode in the history of tv according to fans, it's mentions sends them into tears.
features the exit of billie piper as rose tyler.
the saddest episode in the history of tv according to fans, it's mentions sends them into tears.
"i wrote a reunion fic for doomsday"
"when you watch doomsday,make sure you have tissues handy"
"i have seen doomsday 30 times"
"im watching doomsday fanvids"
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by okelay September 1, 2006
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A. I fuckin doominated, that's how it went.
Q. Don't you mean 'dominated'?
A. I meant what I said, dickmunch.
A. I fuckin doominated, that's how it went.
Q. Don't you mean 'dominated'?
A. I meant what I said, dickmunch.
by F. Lynch August 13, 2008
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