Count Dooku

A ridiculously small bearded penis.

Some refer to it as, "The Count", or just plainly "Dooku".

"Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"

"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."

"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"

by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009

Glock dookie

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

Donkus

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

dookie water

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

by kno gud June 28, 2015

Doofus

A very weird and stupid person

Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.

by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

Mondo dook

When you have to take a huge shit.

Sal had to leave work to go take a mondo dook.

by Michelle Willis KY April 25, 2017