dooche canoe

used for the import and export of dooche.

hey scotty pack me a popper.""no."" ur a dooche canoe.

by whorewood December 1, 2010

Scooch the dooch

Doing something or taking initiative in order to become victorious of ones and/or others endeavors.

To win the game for me team I must scooch the dooch.

by 53’ Corvette July 9, 2018

Dooche Sac

PRONOUNCED (DO - CH - SACK)
A teacher that always gets her lesson plans from Freedom Writers.

serrina: omg jacob, Ms. Gallaway is getting all her lessonplans from Freedom Writers.

jacob: yeah totally, what a dooche sac.

by jayybaybay October 21, 2008

dooche bag

a female eater outer

caitlin u are a dooche bag!!!!

by Meghan June 15, 2004

dooche burger

a light snack in the morning or evening, goes well with ketchup and mayo

"grandmas famous homestyle dooche burgers"

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Scooch in da Dooch

Anything you want it to sound like and/or mean.

Man 1: "Hey Thomas, how do you think she looks?"
Man 2: "I'd Scooch in da Dooch with her."
Man 1: "All that Scoochin is gonna get you a disease."
Man 2: "What are you talking about? I'm just saying I'd take her to a movie."

by Greenstone92 June 15, 2009

Dooch

Someone who is both a douche and a chooch. I.e. From douche: 1. Someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way. And from chooch: 1. Jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. 2. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately. Could also be Chouche, but then it just sounds like chooch. So Dooch it is.

That dingleberry sure excels at being such a Grade-A high-end dooch.

by Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson February 22, 2024