dingler

A sad act; a loser; someone who tries hard - but just will never be cool

Steve your housemate is a right Dingler

by Zeppelininchains November 22, 2006

Dingler Puddle

A puddle of semen left in the small of a girl's back, the head of the penis is then slapped into the puddle, spreading the ejaculate across the back.

"We were watching The Girl Next door when I went splashing in her Dingler Puddle!"

by Namor Aquaman June 30, 2008

Doinger

A large, slimy, greasy cock. The term comes from the sound made when somebody in a cartoon gets an erection, it makes a doing sound

doinger cock knob greasy todger slimy

by Sir Jimmy Savile December 21, 2013

doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016

dinglerump

When you and another man rub dicks accidentally but one or both like the feeling.

Yo paul I think we just did a dinglerump, don't tell Stephanie.

by Gnarly Gander February 1, 2021

dingler

1. Some one who steels something with out knowing it.
2. Some one who mooches off of everyone.

"GOD damn some one fucking dinglered my lighter".
"Yo why do you have to be such a ding"

by johndow November 5, 2007

dinglerape

The forceable removal of another person's dingleberries without prior consent.

When riding the subway, one should always remember to wear a belt, lest they become an unfortunate victim of a dinglerape at the hands of a vicious follicle yanking dinglerapist. Saggers beware!

by Dinglemeyer January 10, 2014