Dogmön

Dogmön is what you call a stinky human being who is attracted to anything that moves and has a Neanderthal forehead.

“Look at dogmön stalk those children from the bushes.”

by Sworve June 11, 2018

Dogoon

Hybrid of a harmless dog and dragon .

Have you ever thought of dogoons roaming around

by Areebah F. August 13, 2020

dogpound

where you (metaphorically) send your man when he be actin' a fool

Tyrone, you're staying in the dogpound till you find some way to right your wrongs!

by Ndella December 30, 2007

dogmonkey

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

by Mike587 January 8, 2008

dogpanion

A companion, mate, or partner who is a K-9 (AKA dog)
A human's dog counterpart or sidekick.

My friend told me the other day that she doesn't need to look for love in men anymore because her dogpanion provides all of the love she could ever possibly need. See dogsession for more information.

by santtta April 8, 2010

Doggonika

A ship name between the ever popular meme Doggo and Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club.

Person 1: Hey Doggo. You like DDLC, eh?
Doggo: Yes.
Person 1: Then you should be shipped with Monika cause you like everything.
Doggo: And what will the ship name?
Person 1: Doggonika.
Doggo: ...

by Doggo11231 February 3, 2018

Dogson

An East-Asian Mythological figure whom is the suspect for many dog disappearances in China and surrounding countries. Many Rural villages have heard stories, myths and have even had experience with what they believe is Dogson., some even say they have seen this creature devouring dogs and dragging them by their nape to their inevitable doom.

"Our villages dogs have all gone missing, I think it is Dogson."

by ThePolishPrincess January 23, 2023