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The Defender

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.
Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!
by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009
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Sex Defender

Someone who practices consensual sex (opposite of sex offender)
"Are you a sex defender?"
"Yea, consent is poggers!"
by GiornoGiovanna January 4, 2021
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hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.
Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.
by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010
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sex offender

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014
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Borderline Sex Offender

An individual like ricegum who is right at the border of becoming a sex offender. They try to justify any mistake and if they do apologize they give a half ass one. They often lack the ability the understand the idea of context. Often these creatures think they are a gangster or a pimp. This creature embodies everything that can be wrong with a man that has not committed a serious crime. Lucky we have good border control officers like iDubbbz Tv. The information of these creature was shown in the content cop about ricegum.
Guy1 " Dude did you hear that ricegum made fun of rape victim and said that you can rape her if you want to. And as a joke!
Guy2 "Yah, man that's fucked and he's trying to justify it by saying that the girl isn't upset."
Guy1 " Dude that's a total bull shit excuse"

Guy2 " And this guy made sexual remarks about underage girls and he said, "it just slipped".
Guy1 " Yah, man like Jake Paul is a douche bag but ricegum is a borderline sex offender!
by GayFrog_100%PatriotBlend October 12, 2017
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sex offender shuffle

the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics
keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle
by chimpg December 17, 2017
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offenderman

A slenderman family brother that has a sexual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose.
"Will you take the rose?" ~offendermans's question
by Laughing Jyinx CPO✔ May 2, 2016
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