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When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and have been established as an expert in the field.
My girlfriend caught me doctorbating and was impressed with my level of skill achieved.
by theRealMeric December 16, 2016
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doctoral feces

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A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
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Bank Doctorine

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The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.
The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.
by mlhiss March 22, 2012
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Dickorate

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Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.
When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.
by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010
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Decorate the oak

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When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer
"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"
by Ally Dick October 6, 2016
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Another way of saying awsome, pimped out, really cool.
Daaamn homie, did you see that Cadillac drive by? it was fully decorated.
by Lars M January 19, 2006
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doctort

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DoctorT plays WWII Online and claims to be good at it, but he is terrible. He blames it on his RAM-less computer but it's actually because he lacks skill. He couldn't hit the broadside of a depot!
DoctorT got ran over by an opel...what a n00b!
by ... February 8, 2005
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