A substitute sex act, where the man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina without making any thrusting motions or sexual movements and then subsequently withdrawing himself before reaching climax.
A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.
A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.
"Yeah, we hooked up the other night. But it didn't really count as intercourse, it was purely docking."
by real_voldemort October 11, 2011
I could be docking with your greatdane right now.
by Brian Carson August 16, 2006
1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.
2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.
3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.
4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.
(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.
3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.
4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.
(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"
by orbasm August 26, 2006
The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.
I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!
by The professor and Mary Anne August 13, 2007
The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.
"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"
by ryanhutch September 29, 2006
docking is when a guy puts his peen into a vageen. It has to be a huge meat spear. into a very wet vageen
by phantom negromante May 28, 2019
Normally homosexual. The act of inserting progressivly larger objects in to a mans jap eye (yes all the way down) so eventually one man's knob can fit in the other guy's urethra. (It seems imposiible but I have seen a video proving a 1 inch dildo has been thrusted in and out of a blokes jap eye quite violently!!!)
by Jon Childs December 20, 2005