Distinguished

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

dixking

the indian- sounding versions of remaked songs by rock bands. like nirvana and offspring.

oh baby. that is some shit.

by olives December 19, 2004

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

dexting

a.) dating via text messaging: Dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. When asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her "dexter"'s intentions and advances. Men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed "artists".

(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.

by Vanheezy18 January 1, 2012

distinguishment

the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things

Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated.

by leroys December 2, 2010

dieting

Dieting is going on a diet. It can lead to frustration, loneliness, and also failure.

Don't even try. I wouldn't recommend.

''I'm gonna go dieting!.''

by Tilde Cakelover August 13, 2015

dieting panties

Panties which are smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.

The aspiring ballerina purchased a pair of size double-zero lace panties with a 20-inch waist and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into these dieting panties. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in them." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate lace against her glabrous vulva, and her hunger temporarily subsided.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010