Divenaldo

Divenaldo is a statpadder from Portugal who dives like dolphin without any foul and cries infront of referees for penalty

"Did you see divenaldo dive like a dolphin?"

by Champion 818 September 11, 2020

Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015

Diversity hire

In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.

Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."

by The Man Guy Dude May 14, 2023

diverdog

a dog that dives right in to pussy.
Also dogs it in king of the hill!
Queer

Spencer diverdog

by StinkyNiglet February 4, 2019

divakar

Officially the coolest boy-man on the planet. All others feel so ordinary; while they have reached a 'nirvanic' stage of mundanity. The boy-man is all about going to the extreme.

DUDE YOURE SUCH A DIVAKAR

by kase123456789 June 18, 2010

davekat

The ship between the two Homestuck characters, Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Weather its Dave ♤,♣, ♧, or ♥, doesn't matter. Davekat is still cannon.

yo, bro! did you know Davekat is cannon?
:33< REALLY! Added to my shipping wall!

by K4R3Z1 STR1D3R October 21, 2015

dieko

A beautiful, intelligent and caring girl, who loves easily.

I want a Dieko

by Viva la August 10, 2015