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An incredible melodic black metal band from Sweden, mixing harsh vocals and sounds with melodic guitar solos. Live Legacy just happens to be one of the best albums ever.
Just listen to it, tool.
by NecroGrim September 19, 2005
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cultural distraction

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.
"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.
by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015
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Erectile Disfunction

Men who cant stand up for their women if you know what I mean.
Wanna have sex? Nope got Erectile disfunction and cant have sex.
by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007
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Correctile Disfunction

Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.

Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.
Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.

What do the tutors comments say?

"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."

Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.

Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.

Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.
by RLD123 April 19, 2011
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disfunctionality

a state of being disfunctional; a personality in a disfunctional state; a personality in which nothing is in order and scattered
She broke her key in the door, locked herself out of the house, got a speeding ticket, and broke up with her boyfriend all in the same day. She definitely has some disfunctionality going on right there.
by tripleTthatsme October 22, 2009
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internet disfunction

When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.
"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."
by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007
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Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood
by Big_T October 15, 2003
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