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The act of slapping two penises together. Learned people (that's "learNED" pronounced with two syllables, boyee) often use the word "discourse" because they do not want to offend anyone by actually saying "slapping two penises together."
Eagleton is invoking an ethical obligation on the part of the intellectual to speak for, but also to, those whose consciousness is lagging behind whatever Hegelian discourse of utopian progress is being espoused.

I had a discourse with your mom last night.
by bigtrick October 29, 2006
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An English term the nobody understands.
"No students what is the discourse of this piece of text" . . . . . . . . WTF!
by Wadup February 27, 2005
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the word your english teacher says sometimes and you haven't got a fucking clue what he's on about
nerd: modern discourses
steve: your fucking gay
by taller than you kk ty February 4, 2009
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You know, it's harder to come up with these than you'd think. And I'm tired. So, no definition for you. And I don't owe you anything. You're actively participating in my comeuppance. Pieces of shit. You're a bunch of fucking assholes. You know that right? I was right about all of you.
Hym "Sooo... The public discourse being democratized if bad (because why should a golden god have to acknowledge a peasant? He should be doing what everyone else is doing. And everyone else should be doing what I tell them. Then everything would be better for everyone.) but identity being democratized is good? That's how people end up getting lobotomized or thrown in an oven. .."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
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the worst website with the worst mods ever
discourse I wouldn't wipe my ass with that
by ×××radical××× February 18, 2021
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When a groomer tries to define their relationship with children on the popular media platform Discord or any form of long-distance relationship mediated by the software.
"How's the current Discourtship?"

"I am on bail for child porn."
by DickVanDick December 2, 2021
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Person who engages in online discourse. Often to an excessive degree.
The Discoursians ruined this show for me; all I can think of is his Oedipus complex.
by Nerlsss March 4, 2022
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