dirty smell pirate hooker

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".

you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????

by e to the izzo December 12, 2007

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.

That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008

D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers

D.P.H. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. DPH is hard as fuck. launched in to space my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever... the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!

When you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your asshole and your eyeballs get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers.

by glencrowe1111111 May 21, 2008