Dirty D

A dark mystical creature from the deep dark abyss of haiti that has mountainous pimples on the forehead region, a cheetos bakery on her lips because they are mad crusty, smells like a combonation of sewege waste and the homeless, a disgrace to all haitian people, has infectious gums and scientists have tested her skin cells and they now believe she is the reason gonnreahea have started.

Jacob: If i go in the water is dirty d going to get me?
Joshua: Of course she is a mystical creature isnt she.

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Man i wanted some cheetos so i went to dirty d's house.

by Jacob Banks April 11, 2009

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To get revenge on a member of the opposite sex by spilling sexual fluids on their clothes and/or skin while they sleep just before sneaking out of their residence

Man, we were bangin' out and she came and then said she was going to sleep. I said, "fuck that, I'm gettin' revenge." I whipped it out and started jerkin' it and blasted my load in her hair and on her clothes and then snuck out of her house.
"No way, you gave her the dirty-D?"
"Hell yeah"

by D-rockin' January 29, 2009

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A male specimen that enjoys little girls, especially girls that are in grade 9. He really enjoys country music and rap, and likes putting new songs on repeat. He enjoys women which names start with an H and K

Keirsten: Yo Hannah, do you like dawson?
Hannah: Yeah but dont tell anybody
Keirsten: Hey Dirty D like me! not you
Hannah: Fuck off hes all mine!!

by aden favel September 24, 2020

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The act of performing anal sex on a female who still has shit in their ass. The shit then gets caked onto the penis where then the male takes his penis and writes a big "D" on her cheek with the shit.

Bro, that girl had the nastiest dirty d ink ever, i think there was corn in it.

by Steeeeb May 9, 2010

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