A dirty carleigh consists of a bicycle pump needle being inserted into a person's butthole and another person pumping it while the inflated person drinks Sunny Delight
Loves Dick in bum because he couldn't find a definition of 'Dirty Carlin'. It's cool though because he knows his name isn't as common and his parents were creative thinkers who aren't sheep, for example, who the fuck waits 9 months and names their kid 'Kyle', why bring upon such cruelty to your spawn. You deserve death
When you ejaculate the fattest nut all over your boys face. You then proceeded to lick it off of their face and spit it in their ear. Next you shake their head like a blender until the nut makes it into their brain and then they are totally brain fucked.