Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

by Chris Bird April 28, 2009

dirty beanbag

when a guys scratches his nut sack and slaps someone in the face using the same hand

At the party, Studer gave Korbi a dirty beanbag.

by Swann September 19, 2005

dirty beaner kiss

When you are eating your girl out and your tongue slips a little too far south.

Yo, I accidentally gave my girl a dirty beaner kiss last night.

by Bean Kiss July 6, 2017

Dirty Beaner

While having sexual intercourse and stuffing ones penis up a girls ass, become forceful and start shoving baked beans down her throat. If done properly, she farts while you pump her ass.

Last night I gave Shirley a DIRTY BEANER. It was so bad, she shit on my dick when she farted.

by Drrty Bean September 28, 2006

dirty beans

Combination of "dirty" as in "dirty secret", and "beans" as in "spill the beans". As in share with us your secret.

Girl: "Honestly though, looking back, I think I can say I'm happy with what I did."

Boy: "Well, then you have done as good as you can for a first pass - no regrets."

Girl: "Hey, I didn't say there are no regrets. There are several."

Boy: "ooo dirty beans"

by .l. master September 25, 2012

dirty jelly beans

Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.

Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.

Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.

Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!

Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.

Another example:

Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”

Another one:

Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”

by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 6, 2021