Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.
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“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
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If you ever happen to smell a smell resembling Linda’s Dirty Box it is advised to bathe yourself in vinegar and clorox.
If you ever happen to smell a smell resembling Linda’s Dirty Box it is advised to bathe yourself in vinegar and clorox.
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Used in a sentence - "That gross bartender just asked me how I like my eggs in the morning, Fertilized? So I gave him a dirty man's lurch!"
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