Dontstickituptherobia

deep rooted fear of bending over in public

I couldn't bow after my performance for fear that someone would sneak up on me from behind and sodomize me. Doctor says it's called Dontstickituptherobia.

by TheAntiSocial June 5, 2009

August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

Stoney dipstick

A sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partners begin in the "missionary" position. After the partner on top has finished having intercourse he stands over the other pointing his penis towards his partner's mouth. He then proceeds to "dip" his penis into her mouth as if he were checking her for oil, often exclaiming "Bloop!"

After he finished giving Alana the business, he hopped up on his feet and gave her a Stoney dipstick. Bloop!

by jd315135125 January 17, 2010

dipstick lesbian

A masculine lesbian with abilities in automotive repairs, carpentry, construction, etc.

Although Sheila is herself a lipstick lesbian with all the make up and frills,her new girlfriend is the dipstick lesbo who works at the body repair shop.

by Esteban Leo May 13, 2005

lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.

(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"

by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005

Dipsticking

When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.

Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!

by William_Scatner April 12, 2011

dickstick

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.

P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"

by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004