dickeyed

To be yelled at and ridiculed constantly because you are a major screw up at work. Generally occurs one or many times before you are shamefully terminated from your place of employment. May also be followed by what is known as the Dickey dance, as your colleagues celebrate your long awaited removal from the premises.

Maybe in the next season of The Apprentice, you may hear Donald Trump say “You’re Dickeyed” instead of “You’re Fired”.

Every four months I get Dickeyed from my job.

I've been Dickeyed from four jobs just this year.

by pdiddy12345 August 27, 2007

dickeydoo

When a man's belly sticks out farther than his member.

Mike's belly sticks out farther than his dickeydoo.

by Not fat April 24, 2003

dickey-do

when the dick is shorter than the gut

"remember girls, when the dick is shorter than the gut, that's called dickey-do. and dickey-do is a dickey-don't."

by AnonymousBtchz August 1, 2006

dorkeyness

A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.

Oh my gosh, Veronica, your dorkeyness is through the roof!

by Mr. Bargdill August 25, 2006

Dirked it up

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.

I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.

by ceedree April 5, 2011

durkey

A really ugly breed of waterfowl that looks like a duck but has a face like a turkey.

Don't feed the durkey or it'll keep coming back for more.

by durkeylover09 May 24, 2009

dickey

A dick hickey...a hickey on your dick.

"Damn, that chick went down on me so hard she gave me a fucking dickey!"

by Michelle M. April 19, 2008