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Dickphobia

The fear that as you are in a restroom you will have gone entirely insane and not realize that as you walk out the entrance you penis will be hanging out for the world to see.
John: Dude, I have to pee like a racehorse!

Ben: Well just go already man.

John: No I can't go here I have dickphobia.
by Mansam October 8, 2008
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dickphobia

It is all lesbians and most bisexuals biggest fear, a man's dick. It is an extreme phobia. When someone with the phobia sees a dick they pass out from utter disgust.
Maria and Rachel were walking down the street when they saw Trump strip dancing in a club, completely naked. As they both have dickphobia they passed out and are recovering in hospital.
by .ur.mum.69. July 15, 2021
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doraphobia

the fear of two things, dora the explorer, and other little mexican girls
i have doraphobia
by oofle doofle June 20, 2019
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Dickphobia

Fear of dicks.
(aka lesbians)
"Bro, you have dickphobia?"

"...Yeah."
"Does that mean you're lesbian?"
"Yeah."
"I thought you were American."
by lucianoo. May 30, 2020
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Dickphobia

Dickphobia is a word that I made up. Most people would say a fear of dick. Yes, that is one way you could use dickphobia. I also, use dickphobia as a way for I am scared of dicks but not only having one in me but what will happen after it's out of me. Will the person leave me ? Will, we never speak again, or will he tell the whole world! Everyone I have ever used dickphobia around always asks me what it means so here you go!
hey!, wanna fuck
no sorry! I have dickphobia.
by Krissy100k November 15, 2018
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doraphobia

Bob has doraphobia, he freaks out when he sees animal skins.
by bobapplesuacemcgee August 18, 2016
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disaphobia

disaphobia means that someone is afraid of someone else who disagrees with him/her.
Me: I heard that you have a case of disaphobia.
Stranger: No I don't have that!
by Sakurakage November 4, 2022
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