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One direction

A band of liars that consists of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik (who left March 25 2015 I still cry about it.) None of them know how long 18 months is but Directioners still love our baby boys and we will wait forever.
Person 1: what’s your favourite band

Person 2: One Direction
Person 1: but they broke up pick another band

Person 2: I said One Direction ok they are the best boys on this planet and you can’t change my mind
by Izxy April 22, 2019
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Directioner

Directioners are the MEANEST, Deadliest, Scariest and Creepiest fandom in History. If you're in a career, messing with One Direction will be the biggest mistake of your life. THEY BELIEVE THAT BEING SASSY/MEAN WILL MAKE THEM PROTECT THE BOYS (One Direction) FROM NONSENSE HATES NO MATTER WHAT. WHICH WORKS, And that's what makes them unbreakable. Creepiest: other than any fandom, not only because they're bad ass, they are best at works in these fandoms: Hack airport, security cams, CCTV's, blood types and even Penis sizes etc. They were in popular demand for leaking every song and every music video, the strongest fandom in the world, I must say.

But of course, everything isn't about them being badass. Directioners are also wise, they're the most Popular fandom in the world by ruling wattpad, YouTube, twitter, google, and tumblr and many other sites, very excellent at making Fanfics, Photo edits, Videos and the Most Updated fandom ever that keeps the Biggest Boyband in the World (One Direction) strong.

And by the way, they're the HORNIEST ones too, so be safe.
"Our fandom can leak songs, find blood types, exact birth time, penis sizes, their parent's middle names, baby pictures when they were still in their mothers womb, and can hack into airport security cameras while watching the boys doing nothing."

"Can your fandom do that?"

"I CAN'T."

"Directioners"
by zaynsmustache May 15, 2014
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One Direction

Currently on DAMN H-I-A-T-U-S. Who doesn't care what others say. Even if Zayn has left the band, he is still the 5th member of the band no matter what. They were 5 from start and will end as 5.

They are very talented, generous, kind, loving, handsome, idiots, non dancers, guys who make your eyes roll and smile at the end, trouble makers, loves every single hater and lover, believes in spreading love and love. Many people say they are untalented and shit, never loved them when they were in the band but started loving as they went solo.
NON-Directioner: I started loving their solo
Directioner: Bitch how bow NO?

NON-Directioner: One Direction is done. They broke up, They are not coming back.
ME: Bitch the are on a fucking HIATUS! H-I-A-T-U-S! Get that damn straight in your deadass brain!
by justanoraml1Dgirl November 5, 2017
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Directioner

More dangerous and skilled than FBI.

The Directioners found Paul's yeabook pictures, Zayn's and Niall's and Louis' bebos, and Harry's and Liam's myspaces'. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 hot chicken wings, and a corn on the cob.
Person 1: Did you hear, Zayn just bought celery and a frying pan.

Person 2: When?

Person 1: Like, four minutes ago.

Person 2: How do you know, they're on the other side of the world?

Person 1: I'm a Directioner.
by Hazzabo December 18, 2012
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Dice Goblin

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.
Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.
by The Goom January 31, 2020
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One direction

One direction is a lying band that said they will be back in 18 months but 18 months turned into 5 years
Girl 1: do you like one Direction

Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them

Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months
by :)Aaliyah November 5, 2020
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directioners

One fandom that you don't want to mess with. Dont mess with directioners unless you have a death wish.
Harry styles had gotten attacked by bras and underwear by directioners.
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