dispatch

a) to answer 911 calls by sending police units... (dispatcher)
b) to put to death, kill

if you dont leave this premises, I'll dispatch you with extreme prejudice

by FRANK March 28, 2005

Dispatchers burque

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019

dispatched

This is a term used when you have beaten someone by 4 clear scores in any game,

in football by 4 goals,in american football 4 touchdowns, in pool by 4 balls,etc
also used in computer games

leading the dispatched person to be humiliated and most likely cry like a little girl before wetting himself.

Cardew- " wow i just dispatched you 5 - 1 with France against Italy, I rule"

James- "o god i know, i am so tall and crap, and you are clearly the master. My world is crumbling down around me. "

Cardew- "please leave you are getting piss all over my floor, you lady!"

by vascular February 10, 2006

Dispatchuous

To be dispatchuous means to be the "Holy Grail" of dispatchers. Other dispatchers fall to their knees in the presence of someone Dispatchuous!

Someone who is dispatchuous is one who essentially knows everything.

Did you see the way she handled that call? Wow...Carrie is dispatchuous!

by carrista July 5, 2010

Dispatch

Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.

sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch?

sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!

by theschitzer September 7, 2007

Dispatch

this patch

Do you like dis patch????

by EpicBuddha 777 November 11, 2003

Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

by Benben1000 July 4, 2020