diplomatic yampion

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.

I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.

by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 January 1, 2020

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Diomedes

A Greek hero of the Trojan war, Son of Tydeus. He is the youngest of all of the Greek kings but is described as the most valiant, is considered the greatest warrior second only to Achilles, and is only even contested in his wisdom by the much older Odysseus. He is the favored warrior of Athena during the Trojan war and even went as far as to injure Ares, the god of war, while infused with her power. He sailed to Troy with the third greatest fleet of ships bested only by the fleets of the also much older Agamemnon and Nestor. He is the king of the city of Argos. Pretty much one of the most badass dudes in mythology.

As Diomedes spoke he sprang from his chariot, and his armour rang so fiercely about his body that even a brave man might well have been scared to hear it.

by Didac February 11, 2009

Diploma Mill

Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.

Also known as a Degree Mill

Well known places that are diploma mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.

by David McBride March 24, 2008

Dinomessenger

A Dinomessenger is a devotee of Dino Martin, who spends their time, energy, and resources proclaimin' the life and teachings of the coolest dude to ever walk the face of the planet, Dino Martin.

Our pallie has become a Dinomessenger, tryin' to spread the Dinostory far and wide.

by kentsmokerguy October 7, 2006

dispomaniac

person who craves alcohol

dude javier! you drink all the time! your such a dispomaniac

by robocop15 January 19, 2009

diploma

Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.

Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.

by crazy b January 9, 2006