Dickweed

An insult aimed towards the male population which combines the two terms 'dick' and 'weed' to say that he is both as mean as a dick and as annoying as a weed.

John: God, he's such a dickweed!
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Alec: I fucking hated you bitch!
Stephanie: And I hated fucking you dickweed!

by 1-800-did-i-ask November 14, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who is a very ignorant guy who always tries to be mean to get what they want

He is being such a dickweed right now

by Succ my dicc October 14, 2017

dickWeed

Someone who is being an asshole for no reason and is just being a dick

Did you see what will sent his girlfriend last night?!
Yeah he was being such a dickweed

by Ratty16910 December 28, 2019

dickweeder

Someone who gets dickweed stuck in their teeth

Declan is such a dickweeder

by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021

dickweed

Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser

Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.

by B Dominguez December 22, 2003

Dickweed

The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

"Bro I just dickweed ."

by Bittah pupil April 3, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me

by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013