finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

Do the dinking

To pull one's tights up in a very public, very obvious way.
Italian Translation: Fare la dinking

Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!

by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009

Plink Dinking

When the foam part of a pair of field hockey goggles becomes dislocated from the wire cage.

The wearer looks extremely disheveled and noob-ish.

Example 1:

"Your plink just dinked, you may want to fix that..."
"my what?"
"your plink"
"OH, did it dink? that's embarassing."

Example 2:
"Okay, let's go out there, play our hardest and plink some dinks"

Example 3:
"I love plink dinking, it makes me feel so superior"

by Unicorn01451 November 25, 2009

dirty dinking

when one is caught hanging out with a member of the opposite sex in which everyone knows the said one is interested when one is suppossed to or has actually said one is doing something else

My parents came home and caught us dirty dinking.

by bbar June 11, 2006

Dray Dinking

It is the dyslexic outcome of someone that has started drinking at the begining of the day.

They have been dray dinking too long!

by 716 Jeep Girl December 2, 2023

Clinker dinking

The act of whipping out your testicles in front of your mates for no reason

“Oi Kyle stop clinker dinking you scruffy bastard !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Drinking for revenge

Drinking for revenge is a toast used by people known for their excessive use of alcohol. It’s the intake equivalent of whistling past a graveyard as though the rules of the tombstone don’t apply to you. The entire toast goes:

Dinking killed my mother; drinking killed my father; so I’m drinking for revenge!

Drinking for revenge is a toast used by people known for their high alcohol intake. This usually doesn’t end well!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023