Dinglemuffin

N.

An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.

Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.

adj. -dinglemuffinish

Person 1: "I love masculine men!"

Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."

Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.

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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"

Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."

20 min. later

Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"

by carogray13 November 30, 2009

Dinglenut

When you leave a dingleberry alone for too long and it crusts up and dries out in your ass hair. If a dingleberry is a fruit, this is a nut. Also applied to animals.

"I had to pull out my ass hair because it was riddled with itchy dinglenuts... FML"

by certainly_not_an_arsonist June 3, 2023

Dingletwatten

When a girl has a wet vagina and she is wearing cloth panties, little pieces of the material will stick to the end of her vagina hairs. This is dingletwatten.

I went down on this girl who didn't shave for a few days and I had dingletwatten stuck between my teeth. It wasn't very pleasant.

by Josh and Brandon June 21, 2007

dinglepuffer

Those who can make you bust up with one glance. They are commonly spotted in groups of two. They are very very VERY rare. Good luck finding these unique creatures. But if you are lucky enough to interact with one, you will be enchanted by their magical beauty, but won't understand their craziness. Yet once you meet them, once you get past their oddness, You will never ever forget them. :)

"I feel the urge to dance with that dinglepuffer."

"Human's suck, I want to be a dinglepuffer."

by a nut February 4, 2010

Dinglepuff

A whale that has had an allergic reaction to a prawn that has touched it

Prawn; hey whale imma touch you

Whale; nooo I'll turn into a dinglepuff

by Iay_ovelay_aylybay September 21, 2018

DinglePuffs

A group of dingle berries...... plus milk

Moose asked if I could make him a bowl of dinglepuffs.

by Moosedong January 30, 2019

Dinglenuts

A mild insult without going to the extreme for someone that has no brain and is stupid.

Whatever you say dinglenuts! Do you even know what you are speaking about?

by opencagekitty February 17, 2023