discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

discombobulated

When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.

by Sweet C January 20, 2009

discombobulated

fucked up

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex

by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017

excruciating discomfort

The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.

While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

by Naughty Jazzy May 17, 2008

discombobulate

One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

I'm all discombobulated.

Disco? Mm, Bob--you late.

by Lady Chevalier May 7, 2005

Dinomecca

Dinomecca is another tag for Steubenville, Ohio, the revered hometown of the King of Cool, Dino Martin.

My pallies and I made our Dinopilgrimage to Steubenville, Ohio, considered to be Dinomecca by all Dinoholics.

by kentsmokerguy December 3, 2006

Dinomight

Dinomight is the power, force, and influence held by Dino Martin over his Dinodevoted pallies.

The more I listen to our Dino sing, watch his flicks, and view clips of his television show the more Dinomight our great man has over my life and actions.

by kentsmokerguy April 19, 2008