Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.
by StinkPickle December 1, 2009
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The greatest car ever made. A Maroon 1990 Dodge Dynasty that as "customized" by Chris Burns and Woody Fentress in the summer of 2000. It's trademarks were the fake shiny $19.99 Trak Auto Rims, the many dents on the bumpers from friends recklessly driving it, and of course the larger than life red decal letters on the back that christened its name. It unfortunately was wrecked, but went out in a blaze of glory on I-695N.
by Pat Lauria November 24, 2003
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by woIfman12 April 2, 2016
Get the Dinsty mug.The Umayyad Dynasty was the first Muslim dynasty. The Umayyad house was one of the major clans of the Quraysh tribe. Technically, Uthman, the third "Righteous Caliph", was the first Umayyad caliph. During his tenure (644-655), he appointed members of his clan to various posts; in particular, Muawiya b. Abi Sufyan was given the governorship of Syria. Upon the accession of Ali to the caliphate, Muawiya refused to pay him allegience, and in 658 the Syrians acknowledged Muawiya as caliph. That same year he gained control of Egypt; following Ali's death in 661, he subdued Iraq and then formally established himself as caliph. The first line of Umayyads were the Sufyanids (descendants of Abu Sufyan) who ruled from 661- 684. Under Muawiya (661-680) the capital of the Muslim empire was transferred to Damascus. He is credited with raising a highly-trained army of Syrian soldiers which was used to expand Muslim authority east into Khorasan and west into North Africa. Muawiya also led excursions into Anatolia beginning in 672 which culminated in an unsuccessful three-year seige of Constantinople (674-677). He retained the administrative structures left by the Byzantines and Persians but consolidated his authority by appointing kinsmen to key posts. Before his death, Muawiya secured allegiance to his son, Yazid, thus introducing dynastic succession to Muslim rule.
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John must have been doing dynasty shots last night because when he came into work this morning, he looked like he was nursing a hangover.
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