dildouche

a combination of dildo and douche bag, describing a person exhibitng qualities of both

Look at that dildouche with all that gel in his hair and shiny tshirt.

by kdeez October 16, 2009

Dildump

When a girl is taking a dump while using a dildo to masturbate at the same time: A female variation on the blumpkin

While Steph was in the bathroom, she felt a little horny so she grabbed her dildo that she kept conveniently under the sink, and while dropping the cosby kids off at the public pool she had a WICKED dildump.

by PulseBlind April 1, 2011

Dildough

Money required to purchase sex toys.

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.

by gnostic1 June 28, 2010

dildough

when a female specimen inserts a baguette into her vaginal cavity for pleasure or fun

“Yo amy whas the bread in the oven for”
“oh im just making a dildough to put in my pussy”

by blazin till the end June 16, 2018

Dildsaw

A chainsaw where the teeth are made of dildos

Oh shit he's got a dildsaw

by Channman September 15, 2017

Dilfsuctional

When you are not a very smart human, and cant spell, so dysfunctional turns into dyfsuctional, and then you realise how much you love dilfs, which contributes to your dysfunction.

"You are pretty damn dilfsuctional my dude".

"Well I mean, yea, have you SEEN The Rock"
"...this is part of my point"

by Hanana13 December 1, 2021

Dildude

1. Usually a male the sucks so hard he can go fuck himself.
2. Dudes who are so self absorbed they prefer to suck their own dick.
3. Dude who rides his own nuts.

Hey Dildude, why don't you go and fuck yourself?

by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008