raining dildos

When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.

When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.

by Meridi October 2, 2012

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

Scoring Dildos

The art of scoring dildos pertains to the common act of getting mad bitches.

Chris: if I didn't have a girlfriend I could be scoring dildos right now

by sean sheldon January 16, 2008

two dildos

The most dangerous set of weapons known to man.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

by RySenkari July 10, 2009

34 dildos

Something only a Taylee would have in the room all over her walls

Taylee why do u have 34 dildos ?

by Taco12344321 January 22, 2018

Singing dildos

When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.

You’re so bad haha singing dildos

by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023