Dildo

A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.

Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.

She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.

Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.

by sirvancealott December 28, 2005

DILDOS

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.

by tata12 April 10, 2011

dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

by dupesisking December 28, 2005

dildo

fake penis, a sex toy

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

dildo

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

by my enemy cometh in green shoes April 13, 2006

dildo

Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.

by Collegebums August 22, 2003

Dildo

something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.

Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("

Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"

by iheartsexitsgood November 28, 2010