DILDOS

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.

by tata12 April 10, 2011

dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

by dupesisking December 28, 2005

dildo

fake penis, a sex toy

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

dildo

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

by my enemy cometh in green shoes April 13, 2006

dildoing

1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different

"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."

by Kevin_Circa1987 October 7, 2005

dildo

Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.

by Collegebums August 22, 2003

Dildo

something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.

Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("

Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"

by iheartsexitsgood November 28, 2010