dildicycle

(pronounced dil-DIE-cycle)
1. This unique contraption is a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat. The device is used for transportation, exercise, or as a sex toy.
2. A sex position in which the person makes a peddling motion with their legs.

"I'll be out riding dildicycle."
"I'm gonna by me some dildicycle shorts."
"Wanna ride my dildicycle?"

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

dildic

adj.
Of, like, or pertaining to a dildo

It's really dildic to bail on your friends for a hoe.

by Jaiess December 28, 2008

dilpickles

Nickname for Dylan. Generally used to annoy someone with the name Dylan, of course for good reasons though.

Also, a type of pickle.

Dude: Is there even a nickname for Dylan?

Dude 2: Wait, what about dy or lan or something like that?

Dude: I know, what about Dilpickles!

Dude 2: Well, that's not gay at all.

Example 2:

Dude: I think I am going to go eat a dilpickle.

by AwesomePersonRightHere January 3, 2009

Didicktic

Didicktic (adjective)

Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.

Teaching others how to behave like a dick.

Didicktics (noun)

The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.

James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.

by ggirlcolo March 15, 2013

Billium DelDick

A sorry ass safety who gets benched over a second string qb

Billium DelDick got benched over our second string qb

by Poopsnag October 28, 2020

Dildike

1 (n) a woman acting spineless and floppy like a fake penis

2 (n) a fake lesbian

See also: Dildogenence, Dildoser, Dildojo, and Dildisease

(Lady one walks into gay bar)

Lady2: So, how YOU doin? *wink*

Lady1: Oh i'm not like that, i just came here with some friends.

Lady2: (walks away) Dildike....

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

Dilsickle

The Dilsickle is when a dildo is attached to a sickle, which is then used to administer the dildo in a prompt, orderly fashion to a waiting orifice. Mouth is not recommended, as this could cause asphyxiation or extreme discomfort.

"Dude, this chick was so awesome, she let me dilsickle her!" Dude 1
"No fucking way!" Dude 2

"Sickle me timbers!"- Girl (or homosexual man)

by letsmakesomemagic September 3, 2009