Dildette

Someone not manly enough to be a dildo.

Brian is being a dildette.

by DevilPimp June 19, 2004

Dildeep

The greatest living person in existence.

Dildeep is the fucking goat

by Matt970 December 15, 2017

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dilder

1. Redneck word for dildo.
2. West Virginia substitute for a dildo -- usually a big fat ear of corn.

1. My galfriend went out and got herself one of them dilders from the sex shop.
2. Tessy has a bushel of corn in the corner of her bedroom. I heard that when she gets horny, she uses one as a dilder. I guess that's one way to butter your corn.

by Jim R. May 7, 2005

Dilweeding

The act of bumming around, being useless in action, and the physical act of stupidity. Usually characterized as someone who is lazy.

"So, where's Chris?"

"I don't know, probably dilweeding around somewhere."

"I hate working with her, she's always dilweeding when she's supposed to be working!"

lazy

by I<3dilweeds June 9, 2009

dildie

dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo

A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes

by Kevin Cooksey June 29, 2011

dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

by VikDah June 3, 2016