dipometer

A made-up scale to measure how flavorful an edible dipping sauce is.

Man this dip is so good, I'd give it pure heavenly on the dipometer scale

by Muino February 16, 2021

dilometer

the measurement of a penia

His dilometer was very underwhelming.

by OG vapors May 15, 2021

Dickometer

It is where two men have a thermometer and they have it between both their cocks.

Hey, you putting that dickometer between my dong and yours?

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

dasometer

It's literally smaller than the grain of sand

It's so tiny the naked eye can't see it

Person 1: What's a dasometer?
Person 2: It's something:)

by smartydoodoo May 27, 2021

dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

Dickdometer

Someone that’s being an abnormal dick to a small child

Billy why are you being a dickdometer to the pre-k students

by Massive migration April 1, 2024