Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
Get the Pre-Digestive Bulimia mug.When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.
Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.
Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017
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When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.
Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.
Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017
Get the Obligatory Digestive mug.Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.
by squanto6969 April 7, 2009
Get the Tucson Digestive Abortion mug.any man of African descent who has the ability to genuinely listen to a women and 'digest' what she has to say without having the ulterior motive of wanting to sleep with her.
Jason is a real Chocolate Digestive. He listened to me talking about my problems without wanting to sleep with me.
by Amthom April 24, 2015
Get the Chocolate Digestive mug.The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3
“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
by Onesexymf September 26, 2021
Get the chocolate digestive mug.An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
by joseph blough April 8, 2022
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