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diesel douche

A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.
He's a diesel doucher. You're such a diesel douche.
by Hooey. January 29, 2015
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Diesel Dave

1) Noun. Person who knows no limits and can achieve anything. This said person can leap over a Toyota Prius and do many other manly things like produce a beard even Charles Darwin, ZZ Top and Brigham Young would be jealous of.

2) Verb. To own a diesel and dislike people that wear Tampax shirts and/or drive a Prius.
Jim- "Hey do you know of anyone that is awesome?"

Bill- "Yeah, check out DieselSellerz on YouTube, they have Diesel Dave on there and he's awesome."
by OhioKnight March 18, 2014
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Dressed Fart

When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014
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nightmare dressed like a daydream

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face
1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
by doctorfeminism February 24, 2015
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dessertable

A food item or combination thereof suitable for enjoying after a meal.
That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!
by Caveman111 December 28, 2011
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Dessert Envy

Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.
Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.
by Egls July 24, 2015
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Diesel Bunny

A diesel bunny is used to reference a smokin' hot lady truck driver. A diesel bunny is a rare breed of good looking women who don't fit the typical stereotype of a lady truck driver.
I saw a diesel bunny pull up in her rig at the diesel island, man she had it going on.
by Big Rig Trucker August 25, 2019
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