Dilbert

One who skips large presentations and makes them up infront of a smaller audience.

person 1: Where is Steve, he has his senior project presentation today?
person 2: He is pulling a Dilbert!

by kikiral February 26, 2008

little dilberts

slang for "toes"

My little dilberts are cold, I think I'll stick them in this here fire.

by Tommy T.S. September 15, 2003

Dilbert

A male Mormon missionary. They are called Dilberts because they wear white short sleeve button up shirts with ties much like the comic strip character of the same name.

I saw a couple of Dilberts in my neighborhood yesterday afternoon. Fortunately it got dark before they could make it to my street.

by SoulshineBlue May 14, 2018

dilbert

After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert

After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.

by Billy Nurnell July 30, 2008

dilbert08

member of the simpsons forum who felt he should be a part of TDC cos he's a sheep. doesn't actually possess any intelligence or personality, but instead leeches off everyone else's. thinks he's far more mature than he actually is, and underneath is just a n00b that can spell (yes, i'm aware of the "thank you captain obvious" factor of that comment). is friends with the most stupid of people: see strangergoat, ricket, flaaron and spoonabula

dilbert08: i think maybe i should go and join those n00bs over there, i would have a lot in common with them. maybe i'll ask them to join TDC like me!

by orgabulator June 7, 2004

dilbertarian

In a corporate setting, tools and processes that are unnecessarily complicated and confusing in ways that appear to be a deliberate attempt to frustrate users. Based on the comic strip character Dilbert.

IT gave me a new tool to do my job but it is so hard to use it seems like a dilbertarian attempt to block me from doing my job.

by CliftonClowers March 27, 2017

Dibbert

"A Party animal who's jaw is never really attached to his face" or "A man who is always drunk or on drugs - fun to be around but would possibly die at any moment due to amount of drugs taken"

For fuck sake Dibbert

by Peng June 13, 2016