Now wait just a diddly darn minute

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017

Diddlyhopper

What a girl has between her legs. Not to be confused with dinglehopper, which is a penis.

Damn, Julia's diddlyhopper is tight as fuck!!

by Gigi Coker July 16, 2017

diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

diddlydarn

the funniest mother fcking word you will ever see EVER
the way it looks
the way it sounds
the only thing funnier than diddlydarn is jennifer lawrence

"now hold on just a diddlydarn minute"
"hey hannah"
"hey julie"
"diddl(ove)y(ou)darn"

by maxirons wife April 28, 2013

pip pip the diddly do

A different term for smash, bang, etc.

"Did you pip pip the diddly do last night?"

by Pip pip cheerio September 21, 2017

diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

by FapGod March 29, 2016