Did a Mendez

Doing a Mendez - to fuck up in every way possible

To be extremely excited about something then the worst possible think happens so everything is ruined

Nick knew he fucked up when he did a Mendez and dropped all his Burger King he got for lunch.

by Mokickass September 4, 2016

Did a Jonno

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Didar

A girl who is only lovely but also honest in her compliments. A Didar never tells lies about her feelings. If she does not share your feelings, she just keeps quite or tries to change the subject of conversation. She does not care compliments if they are not true. Also, you can't talk abaout her troubles with her, she tells you only when she wants. She is not selfish she doesn't like use people for her benefit. Didar is a good cook and she loves cats, get her a cat.

Ad: Didar just told me she likes me!!! Do you think it is true??
Sd: Ofcourse if Didar said this, then that must be true.

by WoodyS2 May 3, 2021

Didamo

1) A reference to American Pie's "Beta House," meaning to masturbate

I'm so horny/tired, I'm tryna didamo and pass the fuck out

by chillbrochazz November 21, 2010

did a thing

When one is so basic that one cannot describe their own actions, they use this phrase and think it's cute. It is not actually cute in real life, it just pisses everyone off due to the lack of information or care to explain any detail of what occurred.

(picture of unlabeled box on counter)
"So today I did a thing..."

(Picture of dirty underwear)
"So today I did a thing..."

(Picture of toilet paper roll)
"So today I did a thing.."

by grumblestein June 14, 2017

did a runner

To get out of a sticky situation, place or environment.

When Jack found out Jill was pregnant, he did a runner!

by timothy mark kluwen April 22, 2007

Did a Clemmo.

Neglected to eat before a heavy drinking session, with devastating consequences.

Chantelle was really looking forward to her reunion at the hairdressers college, but was in a hurry and did a Clemmo. The upshot was that she was in bed by 9pm.

Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 15, 2014