Dick whip

When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.

Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Dickwhistle

Noun. A person whose intelligence is so sub-par they would take everything at a literal meaning. For instance, they would actually try to blow while giving a blow job. These are the people that believe, and share, everything they read online.

If that dickwhistle bothered to research, he would see that article is satire.

by K.R. Omen May 24, 2016

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

dick-whip

To hit someone across the face with the magic stick...also shapap

Bitch was acting up so i dick-whipped her

by J September 2, 2003

DickWipe

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.

Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.

by Tommysalami May 23, 2008

dickwhipped

When a guy is a massive simp and all he can think about is their one person in many many many different scenarios.

boy 1: do you still have feelings for her?
boy 2: yes! she is so amazing and I am totally dickwhipped for her.

by parasite n egirl April 20, 2023

Dickwhisper

A subtle hint of a possible boner after a flirtatious encounter. Also in other rare cases, this term can indicate a form of communication between dick and dick listener. This is an extremely unusual and uncomfortable phenomenon for both the gifted member and the human recipient of this supposed physic link

When I saw a girl that looked hot, I got a hint of a dickwhisper. If she had been fully naked, I t would have been a raging boner.

by Bitchwithabigbrain June 13, 2020